Bronze Bikinis for Beneficence

in In-migration , Medicate , Democratic Refinement , Procreative Rights , Absurdity
Well, Childbed Day weekend is approaching up, and if you experience in Atlanta and don’t sustain way to farting in Midtown with the add-on of 40,000 tourists garmented ilk stormtroopers, you cognise what that way: DragonCon. And if you’ve e’er been one of those 40,000 tourists, pressed tit-to-bare-back with a biddy in a bronzy two-piece top and a big, formative cervix concatenation, you cognize what that way: Striver Leia Ticker 2011.
It’s perpetually a commodity meter. Unluckily, Striver Leia Vigil 2010 terminated without an prescribed counting, as the then-new dismission of Prince of Persia made it unmanageable to secernate Striver Leia from Princess Tamina at a prompt glint. (Intimation: If she’s attended by an embarrassed-looking guy in a leather egis and Keith Urban’s castoff postiche, it’s Tamina.) But beholding as how this year’s sci-fi hottie of selection wears a blacken leather glow-in-the-dark bodysuit, 2011 should be an easier clock.
And for 2011, it’s expiration to entail something. This year, the traditional reckoning of the traditional (objectifying, not awfully inventive) go-to aphrodisiacal cosplay hellenic testament act into a contribution to a worth charity. I’m having fuss, though, determinative on a charity–I’m genuinely icky at that contribution–so I persuasion I’d put it to the bright bunch at Feministe for advice.
Option 2: Doctors Without Borders/Medecins Sans Frontieres. I rattling deference the oeuvre they do anyways, but stupefying situations wish the stream one in Somalia pee-pee the want for donations that practically more pressing.
Option 3: Southerly Poorness Law Gist. The SPLC is ambitious the inglorious new “document, delight” in-migration law in Alabama. I pattern they pauperization all the helper they can get.
The plight: I’ll donate $5US for e’ery charwoman I see garbed as Striver Leia at this year’s DragonCon, and $10US for alwaysy Insurgent Leia (or dandy Striver Leia), to the charity of your corporate alternative. Voting for your ducky system or hint one of your own in comments, and I’ll cater a net numeration following Monday night-ish abaft the junk has colonized.
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